BEING NICE DOES NOT OFTEN END WELL

Lately I have received alot of requests asking me to organise a hike, or to lead one. Of course I would try my best and always set a date for them. I remember particularly one girl who always says she can only hike on public holiday or sunday. So when I did arrange according to her need and when the day came, she had the most unacceptable excuse.saying she a run on that day or they had a holiday plan on that day. I mean you made the request, didnt you marked your calender?  So now I have to be very careful and would not go all the way just to please some people. If they wants a favour they should meet my schedule and not the other way round.
Of course not all request are unreasonable. For instances I have people asking me to take down some photos which they say did not show their best side. I could not see any flaws on the photos, but since they insisted, I complied. I even had a guy saying the photo showed him with a missing tooth. That's understandable and I removed it without question.
So from these stories you can see, I will do what is necessary if  I request such request. But if I have not been informed and you get upset and put the blame on me, then it is not been fair to me.
Don't you agreed. Sometimes what I deem right might not be to you. So let me know.  Of course I will take some care in order not to embarrasse anyone. I have the best intention in mind whenever I shared something, particulary those that are closed to my hearts and bring special memory to me.
So do let me know so that I can do what is right, I do value your friendship. Please don't cut me off.Thank you guys for the memories and all the best wishes for the coming year.
Lesson learnt: It doesnt pay to be nice. Not everyone appreciate it.

WHAT TO DO DURING WATER DISCRUPTION.

KUALA LUMPUR: Approximately one million consumers in Selangor and Kuala Lumpur are expected to face water supply disruption on March 14 and 15 due to maintenance works at the Sungai Selangor Phase 1 water treatment plant.

Syarikat Bekalan Air Selangor Sdn Bhd (Syabas) corporate affairs division executive director, Abdul Halem Mat Som, said the water supply disruption would affect the consumers in 153 areas in Hulu Selangor, Petaling, Kuala Lumpur, Klang/Shah Alam and Kuala Langat.

Solution for those who forgot to store water and the water tankers did not turn up at your area:-

The week end is almost here. Have a nice day folks.

HOW TO KEEP A WOMAN HAPPY

Just got this in my mail from my Friend Tony chin. This is just for fun and not meant to insult any one particularly the woman.

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:  1. A friend 2. A companion 3. A lover 4. A brother 5. A father 6. A master 7. A chef 8. An electrician 9. A carpenter 10. A plumber 11. A mechanic 12. A decorator 13. A stylist 14. A sexologist 15. A gynaecologist 16. A psychologist 17. A pest exterminator 18. A psychiatrist 19. A healer 20. A good listener 21. An organizer 22. A good father 23. Very clean 24. Sympathetic 25. Athletic 26. Warm 27. Attentive 28. Gallant 29. Intelligent 30. Funny 31. Creative 32. Tender 33. Strong 34. Understanding 35. Tolerant 36. Prudent 37. Ambitious 38. Capable 39. Courageous 40. Determined 41. True 42. Dependable 43. Passionate 44. Compassionate WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:  45. Give her compliments regularly 46. Love shopping 47. Be honest 48. Be very rich49. Not stress her out 50. Not look at other girls AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO: 51. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself 52. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself53. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes  IT IS VERY IMPORTANT: 54. Never to forget: * birthdays * anniversaries * arrangements she makes on the other hand HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY very easy really.

1. Leave him alone

AIYO DON'T BE SO CHEAP SKATE LA.

Read this story in the star today here.  Don't understand why people can go to this extend, just to saved 20 cents and in the end, got lock up. So malu only.   If really want to save,go to to the  super market They have free toilets there. Takes all kind.

MEMBERS of the public using automatic toilets located at tourist spots around Kuala Lumpur will have to pay or they may get stuck in the cubicle, reported Nanyang Siang Pau.
According to the daily, they have to pay 20 sen for 15 minutes in the toilet but some people tried to sneak into the cubicle if the previous occupant had left before his time was up.
However, the door could not be opened after their turn in the toilet, sounding the alarm.
The daily reported that if the person in charge of the toilets was not around, they might have to end up waiting for a mechanic from City Hall to free them from the cubicle.

Malaysian to be the first man on the Sun

Something funny I read, and would like to share .

Putrajaya, 4 August. Malaysia is set to join the elite club of space faring nations. We will actually go one step further by becoming the first nation to send a man to the Sun.

The Aeronautical and Space Agency of Malaysia (ASAM), the little-known agency under the Prime Minister’s Department, revealed its ambitious plan at the 4^th International Conference on Astronomy and Astronomical Space Travel held at the Federal Administrative Centre today. According to the Rector of ASAM (RASAM), Tan Sri Dr Farid Chris Merican, the expedition costing some RM 265 billion, codenamed POMJOM 1, will see a Malaysian flag planted on the dark side of the Sun before the end of 2018. Monyet News Network has learnt that ASAM has been planning this venture since 1998.

“We have the vision, we have the technology, we have the brains. All that remain are to build the spacecraft and find 32 of the finest Malaysians to be the crew. We have six years to do that”, Tan Sri Merican informed more than 100 local and foreign media correspondents gathered in Putrajaya for the conference.

When quizzed by journalists, Tan Sri Merican added “Our scientists have developed our own ASAM’s Jet Amplification & Warp Acceleration (JAWA) technology which will enable our spacecraft to travel at over 124,000 km/hr and reduce the travel time to the Sun to just under 14 months. The JAWA technology is foolproof and we have tested it extensively at our jet propulsion laboratory at Ulu Kinta, Perak. There is nothing to worry. I assure you - we will land on the Sun. And we will prove to the rest of the world that Malaysia Boleh”.

In a subsequent technical briefing by ASAM’s senior ASTRO-scientists, Dr Ananda Krishnan and Dr Latifah Samsuddin, the media was shown the design of the spacecraft, booster engines, flight paths, safety measures as well as the various scientific equipment that will be carried on board the craft. Dr Ananda, sensing sceptism amongst the newsmen, quickly explained “We are aware that many people are sceptical of our ability to land a man on the Sun. We are not stupid, you know. We know how bloody hot the Sun is and we have planned for it. And I am sick of the jokes about travelling at night which I don’t think is very funny”.

Dr Latifah explained the plan. “We are targeting November 2018 because there will be an eclipse of the Sun then. As you know during the eclipse of the Sun, the Sun goes dark which means it won’t be that hot. Nevertheless we will be taking precautions. Our spacecraft will be carrying more than 2 million cubic metres of water and 55 tonnes of ice for the purpose of cooling. Before our spacecraft touches down on the surface of the Sun, the water and ice will be sprayed gradually to induce the cooling of the surface. Ourangkasawans will be equipped with the best protective clothing that money can buy. We will also supply them with our traditional remedies such as the bedak sejuk and herbal tea that will keep their bodies cool. Furthermore, our angkasawans will be trained by Jabatan Bomba to handle fires - as we expect some pretty big fires on the Sun. They will be safe”.

MNN has been informed that most of the angkasawans will be on the surface of the Sun for about 3 days to conduct scientific experiments and collecting rock and gas samples. According to inside sources, one of the experiments will be to confirm whether Ultraman really obtained his special powers from the Sun. There have also been unconfirmed reports that ASAM may also set up a permanently manned research station on the Sun, primarily to investigate the effects of extreme heat on human health.

Meanwhile, ASAM has placed advertisements on all major newspapers and on its website, inviting Malaysians to apply for the 32 places on the POMJOM 1 expedition. “Half of the places or 16 are reserved for religious scholars because we need people to pray along the way so that nothing goes wrong. 8 will be cooks because it is a long journey and our angkasawans have to eat well. Another 4 will be bloggers because the rakyat back home will need to know what is happening on the flight to the Sun”, added Dr Latifah. Application forms may be downloaded at www.asam.gov.my

When contacted by MNN, the US National Aeronautics and Space Agency (NASA), the European Space Agency (ESA) and theJapanese Aerospace Exploration Agency (JAXA) - all declined to comment. MNN received a text message from the Director of Khazakstani Research Institute for Space (KRIS), Dr Hishem Moodyn, congratulating ASAM on their endeavour.

Other related news

The popular South Indian restaurant, Sri Meenatchi Curry House in Brickfields, has filed for an injunction in the Kuala Lumpur High Court to stop the Rector of ASAM from using the abbreviation RASAM. The restaurant has claimed exclusive rights over the term RASAM which is a spicy Indian soup on its menu.

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JUST FOR LAUGH

This came in the mail from my friend Jane.

my comment: if you have enjoyed reading their funny signboard you will enjoy this.


China Southern Airlines Announcement ...Hilarious ! This is a good one!
[Pre-take off announcement on a China Southern Airlines Flight].
This is true account of what was heard on a recent flight from Shenzhen to Qingtao .

Chinese Air Stewardess


'Good afternoon, Ladies and the German. This is your cheap purser Wang Lui speaking.
On behalf of China Sudden Airlines, I would like to waycome you on board our Bowling 737 fom Shenzhen to Qingtao.
Members of my kew speak Chinese and other languages that you do not know.
It is a great pressure serving you to-die.
Should you need any resistance during the fright, peace do pest the call button.
I and my gals are available to make you feel comfortable.
Meanwhile, the airkwaft is going to fry.
Peace sit upright and keep you belt tightly fastened until dinner is served at five dirty p.m..
Hope you would enjoy your fright with us. Funkkiuu.' (thank you)

BERSIH : The next big challenge

It's the week end I thought I will share this amusing piece . Have a nice weekend folks.

Kuala Lumpur, 14 July. After pulling off the successful rally calling for electoral reforms last Saturday, BERSIH now faces its greatest ever challenge. In a move that surprised most observers, the Government has engaged BERSIH to clean up the Kelang River, one of the most polluted rivers in the country. The memorandum of understanding between both parties was signed last night.

Speaking to reporters after the signing ceremony, the Minister of Clean Environment, Datuk Peter Sindow explained the rationale behind the move. “Our Kelang river is so polluted and we have been trying to clean it up for many years without success. Now we have this freakin' NGO called BERSIH whom we feel are good at cleaning up things. So we asked them to help us clean the river and maybe later the haze problem also lah. The haze is no good, you know. It makes me cough every morning”.

It is understood that this move will see BERSIH taking control of all the drains, sewers, septic tanks in the city and give them powers to fine polluters. BERSIH has already set up an office in Dewan Bandaraya Kuala Lumpur to coordinate the cleaning of the river.

When contacted at her office, Datuk Ambiga Sreenivasan, the chairperson of BERSIH told MNN “after the July 9 rally, we got nothing to do. So when the government approached us to clean up the Kelang River, we quickly grabbed the opportunity. We know that our experience with the BERSIH rallies will be useful in turning the Kelang into a clean river”.

 

full article here.

CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS??

 I Read with disbelief in today's staronline .  Never reliase still got such blur blur people around?
I mean surely they must have learnt something in school like X + Y?  If one  of them  is ignorant I can understand, but both of them also don't know. Come on la  , can believe ah?

Chinese married couple clueless about sex

A HIGHLY educated couple, in their 30s from Hubei, China, thought that the wife would get pregnant by sleeping on the same bed, Sin Chew Daily reported.
Prior to their marriage, the couple did not dare hold hands and kiss as they thought the woman would get pregnant by doing so, reported a China newspaper Chu Tian Jin Bao.
However, the couple decided to seek medical advice after the wife, who holds a masters degree, could not conceive.
They have been married for three years.
The doctor was shocked to learn about their “sex life”.
The husband, who has a doctoral degree, said they were too focused on their studies.
story in today's paper here